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A blog where I post my darkest and kinkiest fantasies.
I'll mostly BDSM, hentai, and anything that I want to try. I do post random things I find amusing. Be warned.

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

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eridonewiththisshit:

weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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The funny thing is you can’t tell who is who

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shouldnt:

writing an earlier date on your paper to look like a better student

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adele-or-a-dell:

timeladyfrombakerstreet:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.

You will be happy

You are happy

You were happy

You will be wumbo

You are wumbo

You were wumbo

The study of wumbology

IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB

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busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

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idontcarefordiamonds:

ask-another-set-of-spooky-wings:

It was a good thing for Reiner that he was holding Armin and treating Armin so roughly, the way he was in this part of the action;

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Because that’s when Reiner was fixing himself… 

If Armin saw that, than they would of been a huge clue that Reiner was too a titan shifter…

hOLY SHIT OMG

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The madness is affecting Dr. Stein faster than everyone else.

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foreverphantomhive:

phantomhivefanatic:

enerjaeger:

bane-no-yato:

so at my brother’s middle school they have this thing called the swag wall where they put up the name and picture of good students and 

eren jaeger is a good noodle



DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO CUT MARCO’S STAR IN HALF???!?

foreverphantomhive:

phantomhivefanatic:

enerjaeger:

bane-no-yato:

so at my brother’s middle school they have this thing called the swag wall where they put up the name and picture of good students and 

eren jaeger is a good noodle

Good_Noodleseren.jpg

DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO CUT MARCO’S STAR IN HALF???!?

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quaggsires:

aph—ladonia:

kcwhitmore:

youreinmyveinsyoufuckk:

feminist-smaug:

"3D Maneuvering gear requires utmost care, concentration and seriousness." 

she’s perf. I hate when people think she’s useless, yes she has fun and doesn’t take everything seriously but she is talented 

talented? that’s an understatement!

[x]
she’s ranked in the top 10
[x] 
and she attacks a titan with a bow and arrow in a skirt with no 3DMG

[x]

She’s just bad ass and hungry

quaggsires:

aph—ladonia:

kcwhitmore:

youreinmyveinsyoufuckk:

feminist-smaug:

"3D Maneuvering gear requires utmost care, concentration and seriousness." 

she’s perf. I hate when people think she’s useless, yes she has fun and doesn’t take everything seriously but she is talented 

talented? that’s an understatement!

[x]

she’s ranked in the top 10

[x] 

and she attacks a titan with a bow and arrow in a skirt with no 3DMG

[x]

She’s just bad ass and hungry

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voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

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Somebody’s a little light on their feet!  What’s your fighting name? The Fancy Dancer?!

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

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trolllbogies:

A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

Finds

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vinebox:

Freshman Freshman year vs. Senior year on the first day 😂

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firehouselight:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

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Yeah no kidding.

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