TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.
You will be happy
You are happy
You were happy
You will be wumbo
You are wumbo
You were wumbo
The study of wumbology
IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB
It was a good thing for Reiner that he was holding Armin and treating Armin so roughly, the way he was in this part of the action;
Because that’s when Reiner was fixing himself…
If Armin saw that, than they would of been a huge clue that Reiner was too a titan shifter…
hOLY SHIT OMG
so at my brother’s middle school they have this thing called the swag wall where they put up the name and picture of good students and
eren jaeger is a good noodle
DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO CUT MARCO’S STAR IN HALF???!?
"3D Maneuvering gear requires utmost care, concentration and seriousness."
she’s perf. I hate when people think she’s useless, yes she has fun and doesn’t take everything seriously but she is talented
talented? that’s an understatement!
she’s ranked in the top 10
and she attacks a titan with a bow and arrow in a skirt with no 3DMG
She’s just bad ass and hungry
A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.
or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know
The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.
"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
Yeah no kidding.